This guy just couldn’t help himself. Rev. Alberto Cutie is considering leaving the Church after he admitted to having an affair on God with a woman he’s been fornicating with for two years. This guy is classic. He crucified his reputation and unnecessarily lied. Makes me wonder if every Priest is kicking themselves a couple times a year for agreeing to celibacy. At least the ones who aren’t pulling a ‘Cutie’ on God.

How did he get caught? He was seen in a photograph with his mistress who was wearing a bikini and later admitted to the affair. Cutie probably thinks God is looking down from the clouds, rolling his eyes in disgust.

“I don’t want to be the anti-celibacy priest. I think that’s unfortunate,” said Cutie. “I think it’s a debate that’s going on in our society, and now I’ve become kind of a poster boy for it. But I don’t want to be that. I believe that celibacy is good, and that it’s a good commitment to God. This is something I’ve struggled with. And something that I never expected to become a public debate.”

Well it has become public debate and this guy is clearly lying because anyone that is human, except for churchie type people, know that celibacy is bad.

Am I promoting promiscuity? Certainly not. It might just be a better idea to not put restrictions on your life choices because someone else convinced you it was a good idea. People won’t think you’re a liar.

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